Once upon a time, in a grandiose mansion, there lived a Mistress Gaia who possessed immense power and control over her loyal servant. She had recently noticed an improvement in his behavior and attitude, so she decided to reward him with something special. Mistress Gaia had initially thought of taking him out for lunch, but an unforeseen appointment intervened. Still wanting to reward her slave, she came up with an alternative idea: an aperitif.
It would not be just any ordinary aperitif; instead, Mistress Gaia had created a unique Martini cocktail variant for her slave. She called it the Scat Olive Martini because it replaced the dry vermouth with her "golden nectar" and substituted the olives with two tiny pieces of her own excrement. It was indeed a special treat for her slave, especially considering the weather conditions.
On the day of the reward, Mistress Gaia prepared a generous amount of her precious cocktail, filling nearly half a liter of a plastic glass. Seated comfortably on her luxurious sofa, she watched as her servant sipped on the drink greedily, eyes widened with anticipation. The first glass went down smoothly, and so did the second and third. He promised to buy her nice cocktail glasses next time to make it more enjoyable for her.
As he drank, Mistress Gaia couldn't help but feel pleased. She decided to go one step further in making the experience more indulgent. She planned to prepare some appetizers too, perhaps some of her favorite delicacies, just for him.
The thought made her smile; it brought immense satisfaction to know that she had such an obedient and devoted servant who would do anything for her pleasure. The joy she derived from seeing him enjoy her creations was unlike any other feeling in the world.