It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, Ebony was fuming over her unexpected addition to Santa's naughty list. She had done her fair share of sucking dicks and abusing slaves, but surely there was some leniency in old Saint Nick's book of rules. Her heart hardened as she thought of the humiliation she would face come Christmas morning when she discovered her lack of presents beneath the tree.
Ebony huffed and stormed into the kitchen, grabbing a glass from the cupboard and stomping towards the bathroom. With an angry grunt, she relieved herself into the glass, her vengeful thoughts mixing with the warm, amber liquid. She then proceeded to fill the cup the rest of the way with her piss.
Once satisfied, she carried the cup into the living room and placed it on the coffee table. Next, she headed towards the kitchen again, where she snatched a plate from the cabinet and stalked back to the dining room. With a devious smirk, she scooped up a heaping serving of her dog's freshly-shoveled shit and placed it neatly on the fine china.
Satisfied with her diabolical creation, Ebony sat back and waited, her mind buzzing with gleeful anticipation. She couldn't wait to see the look on Santa's face when he discovered her twisted alternative to milk and cookies. As midnight approached and the first snowflakes began to fall, she allowed herself a small chuckle. "Bring it on, you old fat bastard," she muttered under her breath. "I've got just the thing to put you in your place."
