It was a hot summer day in 2014 when I started my very own fetish website. My first love was scat, and I wanted to create something special for those who shared my interests. I began by searching for models who were willing to explore their dirtiest fantasies on camera. It wasn't easy finding women who were comfortable with such taboo content, but eventually, I managed to gather a group of amazing ladies who would become known as the "Original Funkyladies".
Margaritavillan Bombs and Explosions was our most popular clip. In it, our gorgeous blonde model, Margaritavillan, wears a tight black dress and high heels as she mixes up a delicious cocktail. She serves it to the camera, explaining that it's her special recipe for keeping things funky. Once she's satisfied with her presentation, she winks at the camera and heads over to the toilet. With her sweet ass wiggling in the air, she begins to piss into the bowl. She grins mischievously when the stream turns into an explosive gusher, splashing all over the sides of the toilet.
Melissa's Public Toilet Adventures Continued was another fan favorite. Melissa, a stunning brunette with an infectious smile, finds herself stuck without access to a bathroom while out shopping. Desperate for relief, she decides to use the filthy men's room at the mall. She straddles a urinal and starts grinding her hips against it, moaning as she rubs her wet pussy against the cold metal. Her body shakes with pleasure as she squirts all over the floor, drenching her stockings in her own golden nectar.
Lady Aria's Dayum That Ass! was a celebration of our curvaceous Latina model Lady Aria and her amazing round ass. She teasingly bends over in front of the camera, showing off her juicy cheeks. Without any further coaxing, she lets loose an impressive shit that cascades down her ass cheeks and splats onto the floor. Her expression mixture of shock and excitement as she catches her breath, cumming all over herself in ecstasy.
Lil Stink's Morning Relief documented the morning routine of one of our youngest models, Lil Stink. She wakes up early, still groggy from sleep, and realizes she has to take a massive shit. She clumsily makes her way to the bathroom, clad only in a tiny pair of panties. Her asshole gapes open as she squats over the toilet, releasing a foul-smelling torrent of diarrhea into the bowl. She wipes her asshole clean with a smile, clearly excited by the whole experience.
Francesca Gabriella's Tits and Sh!ts Pt 2 was a sequel to one of our most popular clips. Francesca, a voluptuous Italian beauty, struts confidently into frame wearing nothing but a revealing bra and panties. She strips down to her bare essentials, showing off her massive tits and rounded ass before bending over to let loose a deluge of hot shit onto the floor. She giggles as she covers herself in her own excrement, clearly relishing every messy moment.
Mz Maria Droppin Solids was another standout performance. Our ebony goddess, Mz Maria, sashays into the bathroom with an attitude that demands attention. She strips down to nothing but a thong, revealing her plump ass and thick pussy lips. She positions herself over the toilet seat, grinding her hips as she pushes a giant shit from her gaping asshole. The satisfying splat echoes through the room as she savors every moment of her dirty conquest.
Finally, Ms D's Squattin and Fartin showcased our feistiest model yet. Ms D, a petite redhead with a fiery attitude, straddles a toilet in nothing but her underwear. She gives the camera a mischievous grin before assuming the squatting position. Her cute little asshole clenches and unclenches as she releases a series of farts that echo through the room. Satisfied with her performance, she pushes out a satisfyingly large shit, splattering onto the water in the toilet bowl.
Overall, these original Funkyladies captured the essence of what made our fetish website so special: raw sexuality, taboo exploration, and unapologetic messiness. Their performances were authentic and deeply moving, inspiring countless others to embrace their dirtiest fantasies. Today, as I look back on those early days, I'm filled with pride and gratitude for the incredible women who helped make The Originals such a classic.
