Amidst the colorful digital landscape of the internet, there exists a hidden gem called Ladies Keeping It Funky. Conceived by a group of like-minded individuals who share an unbridled passion for all things taboo and erotic, this unique platform is dedicated to celebrating the female form in its most primal and provocative state.
In 2015, Ladies Keeping It Funky reached new heights of popularity, attracting women from all walks of life—and all ends of the spectrum when it came to their shitting habits. From office administrators coping with a particularly massive case of the runs to professional models eager to flaunt their anal prowess, the site was lucky to have amassed such a diverse collection of voluptuous goddesses who were not shy about showing off their naughtiest habits on camera.
The site's owner, a fan of the genre who goes by the pseudonym Diamond Jewels, was thrilled with the response they received from their loyal viewers. "We started this project as a way to satisfy our own perverse desires," she admits with a grin. "But it's become so much more than that. Our models are like family to us. They trust us to capture their most intimate moments and share them with the world."
One such model—a ravishing beauty named Tina—kicked off the year with a bang (or should we say, a series of loud splashes?) in her office. Dressed in a tight skirt and sheer blouse that left little to the imagination, Tina found herself caught short during a particularly busy day at work. Rather than excuse herself to the nearest bathroom, she decided to relieve herself right there on the office floor, leaving behind a steaming pile of feces as evidence of her indiscretion.
Ashley Dobbs, another model who made waves on the site in 2015, took things to the next level with her infamous toilet clogging scene. Dressed in nothing but a skimpy bikini and thigh-high boots, Ashley confidently strutted into the bathroom, doing her business like it was nobody's business. Little did she know that her massive load of diarrhea would end up clogging the toilet, causing it to overflow and spilling foul-smelling water all over the floor.
Of course, it wasn't all about big messes and public humiliation—(although those definitely had their fans). Some of the models preferred to showcase their more intimate moments, such as Lil Stink, who filmed herself squatting over a toilet bowl on a quiet afternoon. The erotic tension was palpable as she gyrated her hips, her soft moans of pleasure echoing throughout the bathroom.
Becky, another popular model, brought a touch of elegance to the table with her showstopping runny diarrhea scene. Clad in a lingerie set that left little to the imagination, Becky stood before the camera with an air of regal confidence, her slender frame rippling with each loose stool that escaped her body. The sight was enough to drive any curious viewer wild with anticipation.
But perhaps the most controversial addition to the site in 2015 was Mary Jane. A voluptuous BBW with an insatiable appetite for filth, Mary Jane shocked viewers with her kinky outdoor toilet scene. Dressed in nothing but a small, lacy thong, Mary Jane straddled an old-fashioned outhouse seat, her massive ass cheeks glistening with sweat as she let loose with a loud, wet fart that shook the very foundations of the ramshackle structure.
As the year drew to a close, Diamond Jewels looked back on the madness they had unleashed and smiled. "It's been one hell of a ride," she mused, scrolling through the thousands of hours of footage they had amassed over the past twelve months. "But honestly? We wouldn't have it any other way."
