Alice, a nanny who had never worked with an infant before, found herself in quite the predicament. She had been caring for a little baby boy all week long, and he seemed to be unusually demanding when it came to food. Every few hours, he would cry out for his bottle, and Alice would frantically try to feed him before he got too upset.
One afternoon, as she was finishing up the last of the baby food she had brought from home, she realized there was none left. She panicked for a moment, wondering how she was going to satiate the baby's hunger until she remembered something her brother used to do when they were younger.
Her brother had always been fascinated with gross-out humor, specifically scatology, which involved the consumption of feces. In a moment of desperation, Alice decided to try feeding the baby her own feces. She knew it was a risky move, but she reasoned that infants have stronger immune systems than adults and might be able to handle the bacteria.
Alice quickly retrieved a small bowl from the kitchen cabinet and stepped onto the toilet seat. She closed her eyes tightly, took a deep breath, and pushed out a massive, steaming pile of excrement into the bowl. It was disgusting, but she had no time for second thoughts.
Carefully, she picked up the baby's bottle and transferred some of her feces from the bowl into it. She held the bottle up to the light to make sure there were no large chunks remaining, then placed it gently against the baby's lips.
"Here you go, sweetheart," she murmured soothingly as he began to squirm and resist. "It's yummy, isn't it?" She coaxed him to open his mouth wider, and soon the warm, putrid liquid began dripping down his chin and onto his bib.
Alice watched him expectantly, wondering if he would throw up or have an allergic reaction. But instead, he seemed to be enjoying himself. He gulped down the remaining feces in the bottle and let out a contented burp.
Over the next few days, Alice continued to feed him her own feces, and the baby seemed to be thriving on it. He was growing stronger and more content than ever before. She couldn't believe how resourceful she had been in such a desperate situation.
