The room was quiet, and I was alone with my thoughts. It had been a long day at work, and I couldn't wait to get home to see what it in the toilet yet pile of digital.
As I sit on the toilet, I felt a poop really begin to form, but by the end of it, I managed to push out this huge monster. I was quite impressed with myself! It was really big and had an unusual shape, with a few lumps and bumps along the side. I almost couldn't believe it when I finally pulled out my phone to take some pictures.
I could feel my heart race as I got closer to my camera. The images were simply stunning, all angles and colors of the piece of art I had just created. I took several different shots, trying to capture every detail before cleaning up. The smell was quite strong, but it didn't bother me at all.
Once I was done taking pictures, I picked up a handful of toilet paper and started cleaning myself up. I was surprised at how much of the poop was still stuck to me, even after all that wiping. I grabbed a bottle of water to rinse off the remaining residue.
Finally, I was finished. The clock read 8:30 AM, and I felt accomplished knowing that my morning routine was complete. I grabbed my clothes and went to take a shower, excited for the rest of my day at work. As I showered and got ready, I looked back on the pictures one last time with a smile on my face.
