It was late at night, and a group of friends were driving through a quaint little town they had never been to before. Exhausted from their journey, they decided to pull over at the first hotel they saw. The place looked luxurious and inviting.
As they checked in, the young receptionist handed them their room key with a warm smile, assuring them that their stay would be comfortable. The group thanked her and made their way up to their room, eager to get some rest.
Little did they know that this particular hotel had a strange secret ritual. As soon as the door closed behind them, a familiar figure appeared before them - the hotel manager herself! She introduced herself with a warm smile, but there was something peculiar about her demeanor.
"Welcome, my dear guests," she greeted them in a somewhat sinister tone. "I hope you're hungry because we have quite the delicacy lined up for you tonight."
The group exchanged confused glances before nodding hesitantly, unsure of what she meant. The manager took a step closer and placed a glass of what looked like water on the table.
"Please, drink up. It's a special blend just for our guests," she said with a twisted grin. As one of the friends reached for the glass, the manager's expression turned dark.
"No, no, don't worry about that. I'll take care of it myself." And before anyone could protest, she grabbed the glass from his hand and swiftly replaced it with a different one - this time, containing a golden-yellow fluid.
The friends exchanged bewildered looks once more as the manager explained, "Why don't you all have a sip of this? It's my own personal concoction, made from the finest ingredients. Go on, it's free."
Swallowing their fears, they each took a sip of the liquid. To their horror, they realized that it was not water at all, but the manager's own urine! They choked on the foul taste, but the manager seemed to enjoy their reactions.
Undeterred, she continued her bizarre routine. "Now then," she said with a sinister smirk, "it's time for the main course." And with that, she stripped naked before their very eyes, revealing her soft, round ass.
The friends watched in disbelief as she spread her cheeks, exposing her puckered butthole. To their horror, they realized she was about to defecate in front of them. And just as they were about to scream or run away, they felt themselves frozen in place.
The manager grunted loudly, and a mushy, brown lump emerged from her anus. She scooped it up using her fingers and, just as they had feared, smeared it all over her body. Then, to their utmost horror, she leaned in towards one of the friends and pushed her face into his, smeared with her own feces.
"Savor the taste," she said with a twisted grin, her breath reeking of excrement. "You'll be wanting more later, I'm sure." And with that, she left them alone in the room, locking the door behind her.
The friends spent the rest of the night trying to clean themselves as best they could using the small supply of water in the bathroom. Nobody spoke for a long time as they each processed what had just happened to them. Eventually, they decided they had to leave as soon as possible and never come back.
As they made their way downstairs to request a refund, they couldn't shake the feeling that the manager was watching them, waiting for her next chance to serve her own delicacy to new victims. And as they drove away from the strange town, they promised never to stop at any hotel ever again, no matter how tired or desperate they were.