Ugh, I am in such a hurry to get ready for a night out and I'm feeling so lazy. My last pair of panties is starting to smell a bit on the strong side, but they're also the only clean ones left and I'm just too damn lazy to do laundry. I sniff them, hoping they'll be okay for another day, but they smell so strongly of my pussy that I decide to go commando for the night. I just throw them on the floor, hoping they'll magically disappear before I have to face my roommate.
I frantically apply blush and lipstick while trying not to knock over any Makeup reminders. With one hand on my hip, I bend over slightly to apply my lipstick, giving you quite the view of my ass as it hangs out of my skirt. My skirt is kind of short, to begin with, but when you see shit coming out of it, your eyes nearly pop out of your head.
I straighten up and pause for a second, realizing what just happened. I didn't even realize I had shit my pants until now. With a sigh of relief, I continue getting ready, but not before checking myself. My cheeks are as red as my lipstick now, but it's from embarrassment, not just the lipstick.
When I go to find my perfume, I bend over again, giving you another chance to see my dirty little secret. This time, though, I don't even pretend to care. I know you can see it now, and honestly, by this point, I don't give a fuck. I just want to be out of the house already!
As I try on a couple of shirts, I take a big piss while standing up. It's not perfect, of course, but it's one less thing for me to worry about. And when I walk over to the bathroom to deal with it, I let out a couple more turds without even bothering to wipe. I mean, what's the point? I'm going to be late, and I just don't have time for that anymore.
I shake my head in disbelief as I look in the mirror. I can't believe how unkempt and disgusting I am right now. But then I shrug and continue getting ready. After all, who really cares about how I look? As long as I'm having a good time, that's all that matters, right?
