As I sat on the edge of the bathroom sink, my heart raced with excitement. Not because I had missed my doggy in the park earlier or because I had eaten something particularly spicy for lunch. No, the thrill coursing through my veins was entirely due to my plan for the evening: to create the most intimate and memorable drink possible for my beloved ScarlettMarie.
She loved her protein shakes, especially after a long day at work. And who didn't love a little extra protein now and then, right? So, I had decided to take things up a notch by adding a little...extra ingredient to her next shake. A secret ingredient that only she would truly appreciate.
I took a deep breath, trying to calm both my nerves and my fluttering stomach as I pulled down my pants and positioned myself over the Subway cup that sat innocently on the tile floor. This was it. The moment of truth. My butthole clenched and unclenched as I strained with all my might to get everything into that cup.
Alas, even with all my effort, I could feel some of the warmth and wetness seeping onto the edges of the cup instead of fully ensconcing itself within its plastic walls. I groaned in frustration, not wanting to waste even a single precious drop of my love for ScarlettMarie.
So, I did what any selfless and devoted partner would do: I squatted back down and began scooping up every last bit of my offering with my fingers, smearing it onto the sides of the cup where it belonged. And when I was satisfied with what I had collected, I couldn't help but marvel at how beautiful it looked, even in its less-than-ideal state.
With trembling hands, I brought the cup to my lips and took a tiny sip, relishing in the familiar taste mixed with something slightly...more complex. I couldn't wait for ScarlettMarie to try it out for herself and see how much she loved this new twist on her favorite drink.
Later that night, I placed the cup on the kitchen counter under the microwave, eagerly anticipating the moment when she would discover my little surprise. As she approached, her eyes widened in shock and disbelief before filling with tears of laughter and love. She flung herself at me, wrapping her arms around my waist and pressing her body against mine.
"You did this for me?" she asked between giggles, her breath tickling the nape of my neck.
I nodded, basking in the glow of her joy. "Of course, my love. I wanted to make sure you got every bit of me."
