Kitty Skatt looked up at her lover, whose name was Bill, pleadingly. She'd finished her lunch some time ago - a hearty bowl of oatmeal - but Bill was still sitting at the table, finishing up the last bites of his own meal. His back was turned towards her as he focused on his food, but Kitty could feel the passion radiating off of her. She knew Bill could feel her presence, and she hoped he would finally give in to her desires.
Dripping with wanton lust, Kitty took a step closer to Bill. Her eyes were glassy with desire, and she licked her lips subtly. "I'm so horny, Bill," she whispered, her voice little more than a husky murmur. "I want you to fuck me so bad..."
Bill paused, taking a moment to savor the last of his meal. He took a sip of water and sighed contently, finally turning to face Kitty. His expression changed immediately upon seeing her lewd gaze, and he felt a twinge of excitement deep within him. "You just finished your lunch," he pointed out, unable to hide the hint of amusement in his voice. "Shouldn't you be more patient?"
Kitty groaned softly, rolling her eyes playfully. "Fine, fine," she conceded, her eyes still trained on Bill's crotch. "But just so you know, I'm going to make it worth your while when we finally do get down to business."
With that, Kitty gracefully climbed onto the table, positioning herself inches away from Bill's face. She brushed a stray lock of hair behind her ear, allowing Bill to get an even better view of her body. Her heart hammered against her chest as she leaned in closer, her breath hot against his skin. "I want you," she breathed, lowering her voice into a seductive whisper. "I need you inside of me."
Bill couldn't help but feel himself getting hard in his pants. He'd never seen Kitty like this before, and it was driving him wild. Slowly, he reached out to touch her, running his hand gently over her hip. "You're so beautiful," he murmured, leaning in to press a gentle kiss against her neck. "But aren't you forgetting something?"
Kitty's eyes widened in realization. "Oh my god," she exclaimed, shaking her head with disbelief. "I am such a horndog! I completely forgot..."
She trailed off, standing up straight and taking a step away from Bill. A moment later, there was an audible gurgling sound coming from behind her. Kitty's face turned bright red as she slowly turned around, revealing a massive log taking up most of her behind. It was clear that she had been holding it in for quite some time, and the relief on her face as she finally released it was palpable.
"Wow, baby," Bill said, his voice filled with awe. "I've never seen anything like that before."
Kitty grinned widely, walking down the table towards him. "Isn't it beautiful?" she cooed, running her hands over the glistening log. "I couldn't help but think of you when I felt the need to go. Remember how you always say my ass is your favorite spot?"
Bill couldn't help but chuckle at the memory. He'd always been a bit embarrassed by his preferences, but Kitty had never made him feel anything but loved and cherished. "I do," he admitted, his voice trembling slightly with anticipation. "I guess I'm just lucky that you decided to share this with me."
"Well," Kitty said, her voice dropping to a husky whisper again. "Consider yourself lucky. Now come here and help me clean up this mess."
With renewed vigor, Kitty dove back into the bowl of oatmeal, using her fingers to mix the log into the remaining food. Bill watched in awe as she expertly blended everything together, creating a goopy mess that was both revolting and arousing at the same time.
As they finished cleaning up, Kitty moved back in closer to Bill, her body pressed against his. She could feel him hardening again already, and it made her shiver with excitement. "Now," she purred, running her tongue slowly along his earlobe. "It's my turn to be fucked senseless."
With that, Kitty reached down between their bodies, grabbing hold of Bill's erection through his pants. She gave it a few quick tugs, and he gasped in surprise at her forwardness. "Hurry up," she whispered impatiently, nibbling on his earlobe. "I need you inside me now."
And so, Bill gave in to her request. Guiding his cock to her wet, waiting entrance, he began to thrust slowly, feeling the heat of her body envelope him in a wave of pure desire. Kitty moaned loudly, her arms wrapping around him tightly as she gave herself over to the sensation completely.
As they made love, Bill couldn't help but marvel at the sight of Kitty's massive log still hanging out behind her. It was a testament to her passion and desire, and it only made him love her more. He promised himself that he would make her feel this way again and again, filling her with his seed until she was completely satisfied.
In the afterglow of their lovemaking, Bill couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Here he was, lying in bed with his girlfriend, who had just finished eating lunch and promptly took a massive shit on the table—and yet, he had never been more turned on in his life. Sometimes, he thought, love could be quite messy—but when it was this good, he didn't care about the mess at all.
