You are ready to fulfill your duty as a shit eater. I was invited to a birthday party yesterday and indulged in some delicious dishes. I couldn't resist the temptation to use your services this morning. As I feel the urge to defecate, I am sure to produce a significant amount. You are fortunate; I usually give you generous quantities of shit. I'm ready, the time has come, let the fun begin.
After I have finished, tell me: am I right? I have made a lot, but you must also finish it because I have an exciting piece of news for you. In a few days, two of my friends will come to visit me and I have told them that they won't use a regular toilet but you. As soon as I mentioned this idea, they were ecstatic about the thought of using you. They can't wait to mark their territory on you.
I think I might even be able to outdo them since my shit is always copious, and I also think about your stuff while they're away. They're anticipating a challenge, and they want to see who can produce the most shit. Still, I believe I will win this time. For you, these days will be quite busy, but remember, you're just a toilet. Your only purpose is to eat our shit and praise us for it. However, in return, you get to enjoy the pleasure of three beautiful women and their massive offerings.
They will also treat you to all your meals as part of their payment for our services. So, try to make the most of it because these days might be challenging. But don't forget the positive sides too; you'll get to experience all of this from the comfort of your own home.
