As the morning sun started peeking through the curtains, Erin's stomach began to rumble. It had been a long day at work and she had indulged in some delicious fast food. In her hungover state, she had scarfed down a large jack stack burger with Swiss cheese and a side of jalapeno poppers washed down by a 44-ounce root beer. She had taken a chance on a new place called Taco Hill, ordering two tacos and a super-sized curly fry with a side of chili cheese dip. Her cheat meal had been so satisfying but now, as she felt those familiar gurgles and light gas pains in her gut, she knew it was time to face the consequences.
Erin struggled to get out of bed, feeling the urge to use the bathroom intensifying with every step. She knew it was going to be a messy encounter, but nevertheless, she braved herself and slowly made her way to the bathroom. As soon as she sat down on the cold toilet seat, she let out a deep sigh of relief. The warmth from the water helped ease some of the discomfort in her stomach and lower abdomen. She closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths, trying to muster up the courage to get started.
With one last deep breath, Erin began. She thought she would have trouble getting anything out, but a sudden gush of liquid mixed with undigested food pushed its way out of her. It was relief mixed with disgust as she watched the dark brown mass swirl around the water. She knew she was in for a long and messy ride, so she decided to make herself as comfortable as possible.
For what felt like hours, Erin sat there, pushing, straining, and grunting as she emptied her overflowing bowels. The thick, heavy mass of turds was dry and difficult to expel, but with each effort, she felt a sense of accomplishment wash over her. She couldn't help but feel a strange mixture of pride and embarrassment at the sight of her own waste. But eventually, it all came out – about three feet of shit in total.
Exhausted but satisfied, Erin leaned back against the cold tiles of the bathroom wall. She couldn't believe she had ever indulged in such unhealthy food. A Lesson learned, she thought to herself. She pushed herself up, ready to clean up the mess she had created. She flushed the toilet, watching as the massive log of excrement disappeared down the drain. Wiping herself clean, she took a deep breath and stood up, feeling a sense of accomplishment wash over her. Erin knew she had survived one of the messiest and most uncomfortable mornings of her life, and she vowed never to let herself down like that again.
