Double Trouble - Resolution Tight Shit
Jamie had always struggled with their bowel movement habits. While they were determined to live a healthier lifestyle in the new year, they never expected it to lead to such excruciating constipation. Ever since they had started their new regimen of eating more vegetables, fruits, and lean proteins, coupled with drinking plenty of water, Jamie's stools had become rock-hard and difficult to pass.
After 12 days of torture, Jamie was on the edge, tight-strapped and haunted by the ghosts of their ruined insides. Despite their best efforts to maintain a clean diet and remain hydrated, things had only gotten worse for them. Today, however, Jamie felt a slight twinge of relief. They had managed to squeeze out a tiny bit of watered-down stool that morning, but it wasn't enough. It was time for the big guns.
Walking into the bathroom, Jamie shut the door behind them and lowered their pants, exposing their aching, swollen asshole. The air was thick with the scent of desperation as Jamie positioned themselves over the toilet bowl and lowered their thin, trembling ass cheeks. The feeling of impending doom weighed heavily on them as they reached in to feel at the hard, dry lump blocking their exit.
Jamie grunted and pushed as hard as they could, straining every muscle in their body. Sweat trickled down their forehead, stinging their eyes as they fought with all their might against an invisible enemy. Round after round, their asshole clenched tightly around the stubborn glob of shit, refusing to let it pass. But Jamie was determined. They weren't going to give up now, not after enduring this torture for so long.
Finally, after what felt like an eternity, the first turd finally broke free from its prison. It was small, but it was something. Jamie let out a relieved sigh as more of their mass followed suit. The pain was intense, but it was bearable now that progress was being made. They moaned and groaned in agony, their body convulsing in rhythm with each push.
As the last of the hardened crap was expelled from their body, Jamie felt an overwhelming sense of relief wash over them. They wiped their sweaty brow and sat back on the toilet, trying to catch their breath. Laying there for several minutes, they couldn't help but wonder if this was what it felt like to truly live a healthier life. It certainly wasn't what they had expected.
Looking down at the soggy mess in the toilet bowl, Jamie couldn't help but feel a twinge of disgust. But it was worth it. For the first time in days, their insides felt clear and clean. Maybe they just had to be a little more patient with their body's process. Or maybe, just maybe, they should have reconsidered their New Year's resolution...
