Bastiennes Butt Butter - EAT IT: Stool Sample Blackmail

My doctor always takes my temperature (rectally) EVERY time I go for a check up. This time was no different. I love playing dumb to simple men like him, his heavy breathing and tight pants revealing his true intent. I oblige his request for a stool sample before flipping the script on him and order him to eat it or Ill tell everyone how inappropriate he was being! 😉 xo Bastienne